You're not getting scene one.

Oh, medical humor.

1: So, what branch of medicine are you involved in?
2: I'm an oncologist.
1: Oh, tumors and stuff, huh?
2: No, I work in an ER, it just seems like I spend my life ON CALL.

You may use this title, but only for something really good.

Adjust a gigolo.

Thresholds.

Meeting a celebrity is exciting.
Lower your concept of celebrity and meeting people can be exciting, too.