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Time Manifesto

I will live eternal. To me, there will be no end. My approach to ensure this will be: I will create. I will not slow down. I will drop out of the flow of time. I will dream.

I will create art and rhetoric and friendships. I will create goodwill. I will create memories in those around me and artifacts in the world around me. These things will endure. I will place my print, cast my shadow on the consciousness of culture (of the world itself).

I will not live fast and die young; I will live fast and never die. The more perpetual my motion, the faster the speed I can maintain – the more slowly time will flow for me, the longer my relative time on earth.

I will, as often as possible, drop out of the flow of time. Whenever I can work hard enough or play hard enough or love hard enough to step out of the timeline to which more mundane practices are confined, I will do so with all of my being. Every instance, every moment of this, provides me with a new eternity in which to dwell.

Finally, I will dream as often and as richly as I am capable, because it is through dreaming that I can accomplish the tasks I have laid out for myself. It is dreaming alone that will allow me eternal life.